alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

brandyphantom:

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.

attack-of-the-feels:

My favorite thing about the sherlock fandom:

• it’s over 100 years old
• the creator actively tried to kill off Sherlock because he didn’t want to write the stories anymore
• and then people complained
• and so here we are 100+ years later
• AND SHERLOCK HOLMES IS STILL GOING
• omfg sir arthur conan doyle would hate us so much

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

Your friends use your fame, it’s kind of, like, a joke, like, a game!

archangel-bonding:

Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!

The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already

• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

romulusthread:

useful tip never say anything

monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

bleedingsilverbird:

watchtheskytonight:

novemberrain93:

deancasotp:

its-the-urge-to-fall:

When Dean and Cas get married, God will be Dean’s father-in-law…

I don’t know what to do with this information.

Satan will be Dean’s brother-in-law

I’m crying

“Hello, this is my brother who was possessed by Satan, not to be confused with my brother-in-law who is Satan.” 

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad! 

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m 

JAVERT

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.